SECRETBAR#1

SECRETBAR#1

SHUT THE BOOKCASE BEHIND YOU FUCKER

Alright, this isn't such a secret around town but hey if you don't know about this magical F______  turned into a HOSTEL with a bookcase that moves out of the way and presents a super secret bar where only the coolest of the cool writers take their main squeezes ( cough cough tinder dates.. ok... tinder date, i'm no stallion), well now you know.

I'm not going to give you the address downtown, that shit you can google yourself. I'm not going to tell you how to dress, or what you need to get yourself in but be prepared to spend a nice fucking penny(not your nicest penny but a decently shined one) and join a table or be a wallflower and jump into a conversation with some pre med kids or some NY poets here for the night and raise your old fashions and expect the night to fly by or be a debbie downer and ruin everyones time. 

The silly boys in blue have been known to drop in so expect surprises if you make it in.