DIRTY JOHN

FALL IN LOVE SO HARD YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE DEAD

I took a few hours after binge listening to this audio gold, to call my Mom and questioned what she really knew about my dad before they hooked up in 76 and before they had 4 kids. After grilling her over the phone for an hour and promising to call more often and assuring her "yes i'm eating better mom" and "no I'm not calling so you can send me money," his story checked out.

I then called my sister, and asked to speak to her low life LAWYER of a husband and father of 5 to make sure he's not pulling a fast one on her ( I asked her to check his trunk for a Murder kit just in case). After a brief conversation of how demanding my sister can be, and how he has his man cave setup in his garage and how he can't wait for the NBA finals to start and how I should come down to Colorado and how he has a 420 card "brah"  that my sister doesn't know about and asking if I got the gift card they sent for christmas and if i'm calling for money..... he also checked out. BUT REALLY FUCK YOU TED. JK

So i'm left with one thought, and only one.. 

"HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?" 

I mean that with the most respect for what the story tells. 

Christopher Goffard, no beef with you or the production of your story, it was truly one for the ages. Loved every second, couldn't have been better. KUDOS for building the rollercoaster made up of lies, extortion and pure evil but the story is only worth telling if their is a fool willing to ride the rollercoaster over and over and over knowing it's costing her more than she's getting out of it and potentially killing her softly every time. C'mon.. FOR FUCK SAKES. 

I need more time for this.. check back later or let me know what you think. 

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